blue-eyed-hanji

Why the Zodiac Signs would Kill You:

  • Aries: You've offended their honor/ Embarrassed them
  • Taurus: You tarnished someone's innocence
  • Gemini: To win an arguement
  • Cancer: You threatened their family
  • Leo: You offended their pride
  • Virgo: You pissed them off
  • Libra: You disturbed their peace.
  • Scorpio: Revenge/ to prove their strength
  • Sagittarius: You compromised their freedom
  • Capricorn: For money, or to keep people they love safe
  • Aquarius: Human rights/ to save the under dog
  • Pisces: Because they believe it will help others/they think its right
levispookily

songs for zodiac signs

  • aries: centuries - fall out boy
  • taurus: centuries - fall out boy
  • gemini: centuries - fall out boy
  • cancer: centuries - fall out boy
  • leo: centuries - fall out boy
  • virgo: centuries - fall out boy
  • libra: centuries - fall out boy
  • scorpio: centuries - fall out boy
  • sagittarius: centuries - fall out boy
  • capricorn: centuries - fall out boy
  • aquarius: centuries - fall out boy
  • pisces: centuries - fall out boy
textsfromtitanfood

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out" au
  • "we’re the only…
fullmetalcellist
indynerdgirl:


madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

fullmetalcellist
strongholdqueenx:


doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

strongholdqueenx:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

captain-fucking-levi

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made